Feeling lazy? Slow down and recline back in your branch. Grab some fruits, nuts, and berries, 'cause you do not want to miss this silly sloth tee! Two-toed sloths, larger than their three-toed counterparts, have multi-chambered stomaches and often digest their food over several weeks due to their low metabolism. It is theorized that the two-toed sloths evolved from Caribbean ground sloths, or megalonychids.
Whether you have two toes or three, you're still going to need a t-shirt, so why not this one?